[ It's fine he's adorable ]

I was hoping so. It seems perfect. Since it sits on the skin, it can only cause superficial injuries, no risk of anything serious.

[ And since it's meant for kinky stuff it's not toxic, not that it matters since he burns her blood off and anything else would be gone too. ]

I figure if anything could get you to stop working and relax for a little while this might do the trick. For a given definition of "relax".