[ She shouldn't laugh at that, but she does, in a genuine and unfiltered way instead of her usual giggles behind her hand. They are indeed terrible and she loves every minute of it. ]
Who would need a mop? You know that I eat blood, right? But I'll be damned if I'm licking anyone off the floor, so we'd better get in there and start cackling.
[ And now she's tugging him toward the Love Hotel, trying to drink the rest of her cocoa before they get there -- trust her, there's a very real risk of there being a spit-take with some of these rooms. ]
Off the floor? Right, that's just it, who knows what's been on that thing. So now we'd be talking about getting appropriately-sized platters or whatever for us to die without shattering, probably a wood plank would be better, actually... I think that's a fancy cooking thing--
[ he thinks? he's probably seen 'planked salmon' at some point, it sounds legit. ] --And all of that's too much work even for me.
[ it's the whole "but the paperwork" argument again, complete with a huff. ]
Now the pressure's really on, this has to deliver. [ it's got to be obvious this is all stupid fun, right? he leans in: ] Seriously though, I could use the laughs and I don't care if that laughter kills me.
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Date: Apr. 5th, 2022 08:11 pm (UTC)Who would need a mop? You know that I eat blood, right? But I'll be damned if I'm licking anyone off the floor, so we'd better get in there and start cackling.
[ And now she's tugging him toward the Love Hotel, trying to drink the rest of her cocoa before they get there -- trust her, there's a very real risk of there being a spit-take with some of these rooms. ]
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Date: Apr. 6th, 2022 02:39 pm (UTC)[ he thinks? he's probably seen 'planked salmon' at some point, it sounds legit. ] --And all of that's too much work even for me.
[ it's the whole "but the paperwork" argument again, complete with a huff. ]
Now the pressure's really on, this has to deliver. [ it's got to be obvious this is all stupid fun, right? he leans in: ] Seriously though, I could use the laughs and I don't care if that laughter kills me.