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[sangreine]

Mmhmm. Money where your mouth is, kid.

Does this mean we're getting back to training?

[katsuking]

Soon. I need a couple of days alone with Deku first to make up for leaving him like that.

[sangreine]

[ d'awww ]

Wow, I didn't ask for all these mushy details. This is a G-rated show.

Whenever you come up for air, then.

[katsuking]

Nothing rated past G is happening! Get your mind out of the gutter!

[sangreine]

I'm kidding, don't worry. Besides what are you, eleven? There's a limit to how bad an influence I'm comfortable being with an impressionable young mind.

[katsuking]

I'm right around the corner of being an adult, so shut the fuck up! And I ain't impressionable, I could fuck him if I wanted to!

[sangreine]

[ Screenshots this for posterity ]

Wow, Katsu-chan. I thought you were above a little gutterbrain, but here we both are.

[katsuking]

YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CALLED ME ELEVEN I HAVE TO DEFEND MYSELF IM SEVENTEEN

[sangreine]

The capslock really drives home the maturity, so I guess I stand corrected

[katsuking]

IM GOING TO KILL YOU

[sangreine]

I'd like to see you try it. And soon, or I'll be beating you half awake and that'll REALLY be embarrassing.

[katsuking]

IM GOING TO MAKE SURE IF ANYONE HAS TO KILL YOU ITS GOING TO BE ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

[sangreine]

[ These are the consequences for giving her Big Sister Privileges man. And no take backs! It's a permanent appointment. ]

You're awfully testy, Katsu-chan. Maybe you really should get down in the gutter, it's good stress relief.

[katsuking]

(Read at 6:50 PM)


[Now you've went and done it Saya!!! You made him too embarrassed to even talk!!!!]

[sangreine]

[ lmao ]

Sorry, sorry. I am happy for you two, though. You deserve it.

...Well, at least Izu-chan does. You, I'm on the fence about.

[katsuking]

Your nicknames suck.

But for once I agree with you. I definitely don't deserve it but he's happy so what am I supposed to do? Not hold his hand?

[sangreine]

Asshole older sister types don't give you nicknames you *like*. We can't all be as stunningly clever as you with "Miss Alien".

You're supposed to believe him when he says he's happy and he likes you the way you are. Easier said than done, I know.

[katsuking]

At least Miss Alien sounds cooler than Izu-chan.

And trust me, I believe that he's happy and he likes me the way I am. But I also think he's got something wrong in the head for it.

It works out for me either way, though. If I'm not with him, I won't be with anybody. No one else can handle me at my worst.

[sangreine]

If it was supposed to sound cool I might care about that.

I know what you mean, actually. I spend way too much time convinced that my husband is out of his mind. I made him promise not to wait for me while I'm sleeping. I'm still not sure what's going to happen there, but if he sticks around I'll be grateful for it.

[katsuking]

You can't convince crazy people to stop being crazy. So if he's stuck around this far, you'll never get rid of him.

[sangreine]

[ there's an odd pause here that goes on just a little too long. Yeah, about that. But she can't tell Katsuki about that mess, the uncertainty that she'll still be married by the time she sleeps, despite all the teasing she can see him getting something like protective. ]

Not if you kill me first, I guess.

[katsuking]

Hopefully I won't actually need to.

[sangreine]

[ ouch ]

There will be a group of people there, it's not on you.

[ Turns out Katsuki will probably have to watch and listen to Red Son burn her alive so that'll. Surely be less traumatizing all around. ]

[katsuking]

Hopefully WE won't need to.

[sangreine]

[ Now she's in a bad position, because she can't really comfort him about it and she can't go back on her request. Not only would he be offended if she did, she needs him there. And Izuku. ]

It could go wrong a thousand different ways. It might just put me to sleep early. [ Which she's saying so he can be prepared for it. ]